Now I know why I've never done my own packing before.
Because my mother insists on doing it every %&#%^&# time.

My luggage was actually already half-packed.
When I say half-packed, it means that I have randomly dumped clothes inside my luggage.

Obviously, I was planning to pack properly sometime this week, but since I am the Queen of Procrastination, it hadn't been done yet.

But my mother of course, forced me to do it tonight, or rather she did it for me.

Okay lah, to be fair, she had good intentions.
But everytime I suggested bringing in something she would say "For what? You don't need it."
She asked me what I was going to wear to the airport.
I told her and she asked me to change it because "I will look funny."

My mother is evil.

Yes, perhaps she finds wearing a denim jacket over a light blue top and white pants "funny", but I really don't see what's so "hahahahah funny everyone will think I'm weird" about it.

I shall do re-packing later at midnight! Muahahahahaha!

Saturday

Went out with Guan, Robert, Sharon, Fairuz, Izzwan and Chun Kit.

HAHAHAHA! I am a social outcast nomore!
I am no nerd, assholes!

Special thanks to Robert and Izzwan for helping me carry my stuff.
And Fai for queuing up for us. Hehe.


Monday

Terrible day. We were shipped of to Pulau Ubin with chained hands by these super-happy-enthusiastic-yayay-okay-alright facillitators.
Damn.

Aiyah you know lah, how these superenthuhappyhappy instructors are like.
They will ask you stupid questions like "Okay?" then they will expect you to answer "ALRIGHT!!!"
Crap.

What is the point?
To get everyone hyped up? For what? Pulau Ubin? The land of ATC and millions of mosquitoes?
Thanks, but no thanks.

One of the instructors even compared us with Assumption English School in a desperate attempt to make us superhappyenthu (hahah) :

"Eh you know the school AES? They do until very good you know! Your school ah so lousy."

Ooh gee everyone we better cheer louder now... or else we're gonna lose to AES. I am so demoralised. Everyone, say "ALRIGGGGHHHTTT!!". Powerpowerfuyohh. Stylomilo, milostylo. Yay. We're so happyhapyenthusuper! Yay! Gay.

I don't like that instructor.
I think she is a Hi-5 reject.

Tuesday

The sadists (teachers) kept us in the hall for so bloody long. VeRiI dOtZz lOrrS.
We also had a STD awareness talk. I shall not elaborate.

Prefect's Investiture was terrible.
Mr. Goh gave a long speech about... something. He finally ended his speech 50 years later when he realized nobody cared.

NETBALL RACIAL HARMONY GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!

Lost two. Won one.

Team united cheered for us so we in turn cheered for them.
Yes lah I know my cheering sounded like some kind of half-possesed parrot. But it is still cheering. Hah hah.

Today

HO-bitch came into class today. Bitch.

Oversensitive #$%!%!%! Whiny ^@#@%@@#!!
Oh no, my ears are too senstitive, keep quiet, you are not courteous at all...I have sensitive eardrums awwwwww you are disturbing me soBxZ sObXz.

I shall end this entry with a superhappyenthusiastic cheer.

THREE! MORE! DAYS! TO! PERTH!!!! ALRIGHT? OKAY!POWER? FUYOHHH!LET'S KILL ALL SUPERHAPPYENTHU INSTRUCTORS YEAHH!!!

I'm just joking lah. Don't kill them.

-ric

I am such a failure.

3e1 + 3e2 = 81 students

Guess what is my ranking for E. maths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#81

Wow. Gee, I never knew I was this stupid.

I am not ashamed!
Er, actually that was a lie. I am very very ashamed.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Yah lar, I know lah, I didn't study hard. Please shut up now.

You know, when I saw my name right at the bottom.... it was just a weird experience.
Like an "out-of-body" experience.

The word "last" just kept echoing in my mind. I wanted to vomit. I wanted to disappear.
I totally did not know what to do.

I mean, what do you do when your ranking is shown to the whole class? Smile? Laugh? Cry? Puke? Masturbate? What?? What?????

I have nobody to blame, except for myself.

Ahhh..anyway, I shall move on to happier things!
Reshmi's Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RESHMI! You are already fifteen lah! Stop obsessing over Shah Rukh Khan!

The cake we bought wasn't that great. The chocolate was too thick. But it was a happy occasion nevertheless :D

I may post my results on Tuesday. If you want to point and laugh at me, go ahead. I will break your fingers.


Things that make me happy:

Upcoming perth trip.
Satay.
Being a soon-to-be NCO.
Oprah and Desperate Housewives.

Fill thy mind with happy thoughts and thou shalt forget thy examination results.

-ric

Imitation is the best form of flattery.
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Tomorrow is not going to be a good day.

I am going to fail A. maths. My comb. Science will be terrible.
Hopefully I get at leat a "C" for chemistry. HOPEFULLY a pass for E.maths. I NEED TO PASS MATHS. PLEASE PASS ME IN MATHS!! PLEASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Probably a "C" for English. Dammit, I hate letter writing. Screwed up my whole paper. Hopefully a "B" for geography. A pass in Chinese B. Heh heh.

Things do not look good for me.

Ah well, I only have myself to blame. That's what happens when you can't get your lazy ass out of bed and end up read Eight Days all day long.
Dammit.

But it's okay, because I'll be going to Perth next SATURDAY! YAYAYAYAY!
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Sorry, I just wanted to let my excitement out.

Anyway, Book with LuRbE didn't happen yesterday.
Because Changkat Primary forgot all about it.

Thank you very much.
I almost got my face melted by the oven just to bake GINGERBREADMEN ( actually, gingerbreadWOMEN) and they so very conviniently forgot about it.
We are so grateful.

So yeah, Books with LuRbE has been postponed to July.
Hmm.

Maybe we should a few more extra ingredients the next time. MUAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

Was actually supposed to go out with Robert and company today, but I got lazy.

I was actually all set and ready to go but my bed seduced me so I slept with it er, slept on it for awhile. After that, I just couldn't get out of bed.
UGH. My bed is eeeeeeevil thing.

-ric

It's over. It's finally over.

Haghhaghaghgahgahgahgahgahgahaghagahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahga..

Ehem.. anyway, Bio paper 2 wasn't that difficult. But I blew MCQ lah. Whatever.

OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU!!! INTER-CLASS IS POSTPONED! TO NEXT WEEK! OH MY GOSH! MY CLASS WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY AFTER ALL!

HahahahahahahahahhahahahahazZzzZZzzz.

Yeah, and a few of us (Felicia, Saf) went to Sereneeeee's house to bake gingerbread men.
YES, GINGERBREAD MEN, DON'T LAUGH, ASSHOLES.
Girls, it's time to find your inner housewives.

We made them for the autistic lovely children at Changkat Changi Primary.
For our Books with LuRbBBBbbEE project.

The whole baking thing was pretty fun. Although we kinda got carried away with the sugar.
Especially Felicia.

Aiyohh, Felicia! Sprinkle sugar means SPRINKLE sugar. It does not mean dumping fifty pounds of sugar randomly on each biscuit! Tsk Tsk! Bad Felicia! They are too young to get diabetes!

But it was fun lah. Heh heh heh.

I shall watch teevee now!
Vye vye childrrrren!

-ric

Chris is out of American Idol.
I will never forgive America.

Anyway...

A. MATHS IS OVER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Let me hug the flowers! Let me jump over the rainbows! YAY!

I am going to fail.
I have to be more more humble, or people might think 3e1 students are arrogant :(

Yeah, apparently, we the students of 3e1, think that we can get good grades AUTOMATICALLY just by being in a good class :(
sObXx sObxX.

You know what the weird thing is? Last year when we failed subjects we weren't called "arrogant", just plain lazy.
Now that we're failing (badly, I might add, can't believe half the class failed english, argggh), we've suddenly "let the idea of being in 3e1 get into our heads."

YES I know that we have to expect expectations, but you people don't have to be such an asshole about it.

You guys are not paid to care? Guess what, we're not being paid either. Why should we care if you have a bad relationship with you colleagues? Do we HAVE TO care?

Respect doesn't go one way.

Why is it that some people can command respect even without making "oh you people are so arrogant" comment?

Also, can't we ever complain? YES, I KNOW WE CHOSE THIS CLASS. But don't you think complaining is part of life? Yeah, some people take complaining too far, but can't we grumble now and then?

"Wahhh, why so much homework???!!Aiyohh.."

"Why did you come to this class for? Transfer out lah!"

There's no nice way of saying this so I'll just say spit out.

WHAT A STUPID THING TO SAY.

Please, its not as if you've never complained about your job before.

You don't like teenagers right? Why don't you quit your job?

My fellow classmates probably know who I'm talking about.

Anyway, yesterday was fun.
Went to the Metro sale at the Expo with Serene and Didi.

We were actually one of the first few there. but we were soon pushed back by the throngs of kiasu singaporeans who came later.
@#$%^&*

The three of us initially wanted to say "READY...SET....GO!!" just for the fun of it but quickly changed our minds.
Instead, we made loud comments like "WAH. SO KIASU."
Eh, wait. I think it was only me. Heh heh.

Afterwards, we left for the airport!
Ate at Popeye's and shared a meal because of the kind of money they charge there.
Which is about $700 per meal.

Other than that, we just roamed around the airport.
Serene and Didi both bought chocolates while I bought my mother a Mother's Day present.
I hate Mother's Day. Such a waste of money. Wonder which asshole came up with this holiday.

Me: Ma! I bought a present for you!

Mum: Oh wow. WOW. -looks at it in awe-

Me: Okay. Pay me back now.

Mum: -shocked face-

Me: Just kidding.

Happy early Mother's Day to everybody!! Even guys! You never know, you might go for a sex change in the future.
-ric

I think I'm going insane.

Had a weiiirrrd dream while I was sleeping just now:

Unidentified man: Force equals to mass over acceleration! ( force = mass over acceleration)

Me: Hahahahahaha..!!

Huh. Weird dream. I hve no idea why I'm laughing at the Force formula.
I've been studying too much.

Anyway, I forgot to zip my skirt again just. Yeesh. How many times have I forgotten to zip already? Twice? Thrice? Ten times? Old news.

Oh and Perth trip coming soon! YAYAYAYAYAY!

Last night:

Me: -sleeping-

-handphone rings-

Me: zZzhello?

Serene: ERICA! ERICA! IS OUR PASSPORT WITH TEACHER?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Me: Zz I think so lah.

Serene: Okay. Okay. PHEW. PHEW.

Me: You woke me up just for that?!

Serene: Oh! You were sleeping ah? Oh. Sorry. Bye.

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Oh yeah. Finally cleared up the misunderstanding with Robert.

Reshmi and I were discussing how nice Robert actually is and not a stupid asshole raised by a pack of wolves in Alaska.... like we, er, thought yesterday.

-ric

Have you ever experienced slow-dying?
I have.

Incessant headaches, irritaion ending up in all the wrong places and occasional bouts of insanity seem to be part and parcel of exam stress.

Me: Serene, I think you're stressed.

Serene: Haha! I am! That bloody geog notes has my poor dead brain cells on it! And my physics book is laughing at me! Hallucination! Haha!

Yep. We all become all become a little crazy during exams.

Anyway, a few of us (Resh,Denise, Serene, Jia Jia) had a small farewell party for Mr. Kim and Mr. Chan.
It was a huge success, we didn't have awkward moments like I thought we would have.

Mr Kim is seriously hilarious man.
Mr. Chan is the greatest! Best Chemistry teacher EVER.

Speaking of Chemistrty, MCQ was pretty easy. Paper 2 was really.. oh man.. terrible to the highest level.

Geog today was pretty easy, Comb. Phy/Bio sucked. There you go, that's what happens when you do last-minute studying.

I think I am a world-class procastinator. Nobody compares.

2.45pm to 5pm - SLEEP

5pm to 5.15 - Read EIGHT DAYS. Again.

5.15pm t0 5.20pm - Think of studying while lying on the bed.

5.20pm to 5.25pm - Get up, sit near study table then get up to go to kithen to drink water.

5.25pm to 5.35pm - Re-read a few pages of Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix.

5.35pm to 5.40pm - Drink water.

5.40pm -5.50pm - Listen to the radio.

5.50pm to 5.55pm- Drink water.

6pm to 7pm - Watch Oprah.

7pm to 7.05pm -Drink water. Yes, again.

7.05 to 7.20pm - Listen to the radio while lying down.

7.20pm - STUDY

I'll be glad when Mid-Years end. Maybe then I'll have a normal time-table.

Oh yeah, finally did gossiping with Didi today. Our satellite was out of sight! Hehe :D

-ric

I totally screwed up letter-writing.

I didn't have enough time because I wanted to make my composition perfect (or at least close to perfection).

Big mistake. Die lah.. yet again, I have failed myself. I shall jump into a river later.

BUT COME ON LAH HOW CAN THEY FAIL ME IN LETTER-WRITING JUST BECAUSE OF THE WORD-COUNT???!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!

I mean what's the big deal? Who writes a letter and then says, "Oh wait, I haven't written 250 words...let me add some more. " ?

Who cares. It's over anyway. Whatever. Whatever.

I think I messed up summary too. Maybe I wrote over the word-count. Everytime I count the number of words in my summary, it turns out to be a different number.
That can't be good news for my maths.

On a totally different subject, my mother bought a new phone. Nokia 6280. 2 megapixel camera. She seems to enjoy reminding me that her phone is a million times better than my K508i.

"HAHAH MY PHONE HAS MP3 AND YOURS DOESN'T HAHAHA", she told me last night.

We'll see who'll be laughing when I get my W700i. Heh heh heh.

-ric